How to kill a tiger?

panday · 26th April 2006, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ariel

Well, in case you wondered how to kill a tiger properly, here are step-by-step instructions

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...MEWA%3AIT&rd=1
The only concern is what to do with a tiger who did nor read this recipe?

Roy Horn (Siegfried & Roy) should read this! I guarantee, he will buy that sword.

not2sharp · 27th April 2006, 12:19 AM

I haven't been attacked by many tigers recently; but, I'll keep it mind for the next time.

M.carter · 27th April 2006, 12:31 AM

Interesting price for tiger's bane.

Titus Pullo · 27th April 2006, 04:11 AM

Tigers are large animals. When they stand up on two legs, they taller than a tall man; that's a little over 6'. Thus you'd probably need something very large that can make a vicious wound. Because tiger would very difficult to hurt it. In ancient Rome, they pit a tiger against a lion and the tiger killed the lion in a few seconds. The Romans were pretty pissed, too. Tigers are build to take down large animals; they're more compactly built; they're shorter legnthwise, but taller at the shoulder. They've been known to even take down juvenile elephants, water buffalo, drag a domestic cows six feet over the wall, and plugged a man down from a very tall tree. [laugh!] that's why the tiger is a simbol of courage and strength in Asia.

Rick · 27th April 2006, 04:26 AM

I usually climb a palm tree and let the tiger run around and around the bottom until it turns to butter ...... then I put it on my pancakes .....

Andrew · 27th April 2006, 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Rick

I usually climb a palm tree and let the tiger run around and around the bottom until it turns to butter ...... then I put it on my pancakes .....

lol.

katana · 27th April 2006, 07:23 PM

Uzi 9mm...........the weapon of choice

Unless it's THE tiger, of Winnie the Pooh fame, then I would imagine a eye to eye stare would suffice, something like this....

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27th April 2006, 12:19 AM	#2
not2sharp Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 210	I haven't been attacked by many tigers recently; but, I'll keep it mind for the next time.

27th April 2006, 12:31 AM	#3
M.carter Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 176	Interesting price for tiger's bane.

27th April 2006, 04:11 AM	#4
Titus Pullo Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 123	Tigers are large animals. When they stand up on two legs, they taller than a tall man; that's a little over 6'. Thus you'd probably need something very large that can make a vicious wound. Because tiger would very difficult to hurt it. In ancient Rome, they pit a tiger against a lion and the tiger killed the lion in a few seconds. The Romans were pretty pissed, too. Tigers are build to take down large animals; they're more compactly built; they're shorter legnthwise, but taller at the shoulder. They've been known to even take down juvenile elephants, water buffalo, drag a domestic cows six feet over the wall, and plugged a man down from a very tall tree. [laugh!] that's why the tiger is a simbol of courage and strength in Asia.

27th April 2006, 07:23 PM	#7
katana Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Kent Posts: 2,658	Uzi 9mm...........the weapon of choice Unless it's THE tiger, of Winnie the Pooh fame, then I would imagine a eye to eye stare would suffice, something like this....