Ya know, there's this wonderful expression from where I grew up that perfectly describes this (cough cough) tactical (cough) kris:
duuuuuude.
Too bad I can't put in the umlauts to show proper pronunciation.
On a more proper note, I'll be interested to see where you folk draw the line between the world's ugliest proper keris and the world's best looking keris-shaped piece of junk. Does it depend on whether it was made by someone trained by an empu, or is it what the object looks like? Inquiring minds want to know.
my 0.00000000000000002 centimes,
F